Tom Claycomb’s big game recipes

I love eating wild game. I get some of the best ribeyes in the country and yet I still favor fried backstrap with milk gravy and french fries. Or what about a smoked forequarter made into chopped BBQ sandwiches?

I’ve even noticed amongst the young yuppie crowd that there’s an interest in hunting/eating wild game due to it being the undisputed king of organic food. With the dropping number of hunters, I’m surprised that Fish & Game isn’t playing this angle.

The last two weeks I’ve written articles on meat and processing your game. It’s only logical to follow up with an article on recipes. But when cooking wild game remember a few things:

1. Big game doesn’t marble (intermuscular fat) like beef so it is not as juicy. Don’t overcook it or cook it as fast as you do beef. Cook your big game on the medium rare side.

2. Deer/elk haven’t been finished out the last 120 days on corn so it might have a slight off-taste that you need to mask.

3. If tough, use Adolph’s Tenderizer.

BACKSTRAPS/FILETS/CHICKEN FRIED STEAK

Backstraps and the filets are the all-time favorites. Here’s how the Claycombs like to eat them.

The filet mignons, I marinate mine for an hour or two and then apply seasoning. Right now, I’m favoring the coarse ground McCormick’s seasoning. Grill on medium heat. Also great for kabobs.

Now for everyone’s all-time favorite. I’m going to lump backstraps and round steaks together because I chicken fry these. My wife beats them with a tenderizer and sprinkles on Adolph’s Tenderizer.

Let sit 15 minutes. Dip in milk, roll in flour and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fry them in a black skillet until golden brown. I like them cooked medium but my wife cooks them a little crispy and that’s great, too.

I always make milk gravy with my CFS. Another twist is to sauté onions and make onion gravy and garlic toast. Fry up some French fries and drizzle the gravy on the steak, French fries and garlic toast.

A meal fit for kings. I can get the best beef in the country and yet this is my most favorite meat in the world. My family loves fried backstrap.

FLANK STEAKS/ TRI-TIPS

These make great appetizers. Marinate for an hour or two then lay on a pan and heavily sprinkle on McCormick’s coarse ground steak seasoning. Finely chop up some onions and green peppers and lay on the flank. Roll it up and pin it together with toothpicks.

Smoke on low heat for an hour and then turn up the heat. When done, slice paper thin across grain.

These make great hors d’oeuvres. After eating them once you will not believe that for all of these years you haven’t saved them.

KABOBS

Another way to use your steaks is to cut into 1x1x½-inch chunks. Marinate the steak, mushrooms, slices of green peppers, onions and squash for 2-4 hours. Skewer the above ingredients, sprinkle with Tony Chachere’s seasoning and cook on your Camp Chef pellet smoker. These are to die for.

FOREQUARTER

Now for my all-time favorite and after trying it once it will be yours too. The third most tender muscle on the carcass is in the shoulder, if you cook it slowly. Sprinkle the shoulder with your favorite seasoning salt. Smoke it on low heat for 3-4 hours. I used to lay bacon strips over it but haven’t in 30 years. Then put it in a black turkey roasting pan and put in about 2-3 cups of water. Put it in the oven all night at 180 degrees. If you wake up in the middle of the night check on it. If it runs out of water it is ruined. If it is low, add two cups.

When it falls off the bone with a fork, it’s done. If not, turn the heat up to 300 degrees. After cooking all night, it should finish in 30-45 minutes. But to make sure this is clear, if it doesn’t fall off the bone with a fork it is not done.

Pull the meat off of the bone. There will not be enough meat left on the bone for an ant to eat. All of the collagen and gristle has disappeared. Chop into ½-inch chunks. Sprinkle with Tony Chachere’s seasoning salt. Toast buns in a Lodge black skillet on both sides with butter. Throw on a handful of chopped meat and douse with your favorite BBQ sauce and a little Tabasco sauce. I cannot tell you how good these are. Your petite little wife will eat two. It will rival any beef brisket sandwich that you’ve ever eaten.

FAJITAS

Use the skirts to make fajitas. Peel the tough skin off of both sides. Slice ¼-inch slices cross grain.

Marinate the meat, onions and green peppers for 3-4 hours. Cook everything in a black iron skillet. Fill a tortilla and feast.

BBQ RIBS

Trim off what fat cover is easily removed and sprinkle with coarse ground McCormick seasoning.

Place on your smoker for 3-4 hrs. then put in a covered dish in your oven that is preheated to 325 degrees. Cook until the meat falls off of the bones. Douse with BBQ sauce and dig in.

SAUSAGE

Years ago I decided that I like a good hot dog but not the Joe Cheapo $.99/pack hot dogs. So now I make hot dogs out of sausage. Everyone will die for them. Smoke your sausage and then for condiments put out bowls of chopped onions, avocado slices, Wolf Brand chili and spicy mustard. Eat one of these and you’ll fall back in love with the lowly hot dog!

Tom Claycomb lives in Idaho and has outdoors columns in newspapers in Alaska, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Colorado and Louisiana. He also writes for various outdoors magazines and teaches outdoors seminars at stores like Cabela’s, Sportsman’s Warehouse and Bass Pro Shop.

Aging your game

You hear about aging meat but does anyone really understand what it means to age meat? So first off, what is aging? It is basically controlled rotting. So why do people age their meat?

1. It makes the meat more tender.

2. Some people favor the aged flavor.

DRY AGING

Dry aging is when you hang meat to age in an open environment. You’re supposed to hold it at a certain temp, humidity and for a certain time period. If you want to age your meat just do a rib rack or a loin rack. If you age the whole carcass the trim will be green and you’ll waste a lot of meat.

WET AGING

Now, I bet over 99 percent of the beef is wet aged in a cryovac bag. If you’ve been to a supermarket and seen a “primal” displayed in a bag that’s what a cryovac bag is. (Editor’s note: According to nebraskastarbeef.com, “primals” are the large muscle groups from which commonly known steaks, such as ribeyes, T-bones, etc. are cut.)

Aged in a bag changes the environment. The bag creates an anaerobic condition (lack of oxygen) so a different flora of bacteria grows as compared to meat that’s hung in the open (aerobic — oxygen is present) so it will age differently.

You can get by with aging beef longer for a couple of reasons:

• Usually you’re doing so in a cooler that has a controlled temp.

• Beef starts out much cleaner than your wild game due to the environment. So the initial bacteria load is lower.

When you age game it’s usually in your garage. It’d be best if you could keep it at 32 to 36 degrees. Equally important will be how clean your carcass is. If it has hair/dirt on it there will be a high load of bacteria present. The dirtier it is, the less time you can age.

RIGOR MORTIS

At a bare minimum, you want to let it go through rigor mortis before you bone it, though. If it’s boned out before going through RM, it will be tougher. It’s going to shrink up but if it’s tied to the bone it can only shrink so much. If you bone it hot it will shrink twice as much. In the backcountry, sometimes you don’t have a choice but given the opportunity, let it hang at least one day. Or if you can just quarter it out so it is still attached to the bone, that would be the next best option.

One good thing is that a lot of bacteria, though not all, will have visible indicators. If it starts to get a slight off odor or turns a slight off color, don’t panic, just cut it up and freeze it.

I know it sounds complicated. That’s because it is. So how have people survived? Because sometimes we worry way too much. I remember my nutrition professor from South Dakota said when they had a horse die they’d tell the local Native Americans. They’d always wait three days to come get it. They lived. I am just giving you rules of thumb to go by.

One of my past bosses would age his beef ribeyes in cryovac in the fridge for six to eight weeks. Anymore, I won’t even cut up a ribeye unless I’ve aged it for a minimum of 45 days. I’ve even had them up to 90 days old. But, that’s beef in a cryovac bag in a cold fridge.

Don’t age your meat loose in the fridge. It will pick up odors.

Here’s what I’d recommend. Start off cautiously. Age a few days more than you normally do and progress from there.

Five things make your meat tenderer: 1) Letting it go through rigor mortis before boning, 2) let it age, 3) young animals are more tender, 4) use tenderizers before cooking, and 5) cook your meat slower.

TIPS

• Remove the hide. It acts as a blanket in warmer weather and spoils your meat.

• Game doesn’t have a fat cover like beef and will dry out faster.

• A hanging carcass derives most of the benefits of aging within the first nine days.

• The end of a cut, for instance the ribeye, will dry out and look almost like jerky. Before you cut your steaks slice off this layer of tough, dried up meat.

• Don’t cut your meat into steaks to age. Either hang the whole carcass or as primals. By primal I mean a whole shoulder, hindquarter, etc. If cut into steaks it will deteriorate faster. This is due to oxygen and bacteria hitting all sides of the meat.

Hopefully I’ve sparked your interest to experiment with aging your meat.

It will surprise you as to how much tenderer it is. Let’s end on a quote from Ben Franklin: “After three days fish and company both start to stink”! Don’t age fish.

Tom Claycomb lives in Idaho and has outdoors columns in newspapers in Alaska, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Colorado and Louisiana. He also writes for various outdoors magazines and teaches outdoors seminars at stores like Cabela’s, Sportsman’s Warehouse and Bass Pro Shop.

East Idaho man catches record-breaking cutthroat trout

Congratulations to Nate Burr of Rexburg on setting a new state record by landing a remarkable 31-inch Yellowstone cutthroat trout.

Burr and a fellow angler had been fly fishing the Snake River for three days and looking for big trout without much success. As evening set in on the third day of slow fishing, their luck changed as a huge trout smashed Burr’s fly.

Burr grew up in Tetonia and has began his career as a fly-fishing guide at age 18. In recent years, he’s focused more on catching larger trout and less on catching big numbers of fish.

“It was one of those brutally slow days,” Burr said. “Hunting big trout on streamers means a day on the water can go from zero to 100 in a split second. That was exactly the case with this fish.”

After chasing the hooked trout for nearly half a mile downstream in a drift boat, the pair managed to finally scoop the fish with a landing net. After taking a quick photo and reviving the fish, Burr released the huge trout back into the Snake River, securing his name in the record books.

Yellowstone cutthroat trout over 30 inches are exceedingly rare — especially in river systems where they do not grow as quickly as in large lakes. Even more remarkable is that this fish just barely beats the 30.5-inch monster Yellowstone cutthroat trout record set in August by Sam Hix, also from the Snake River.

The catch-and-release record program began in 2016 as a way to recognize anglers that wanted to release the trophy fish they caught.

Youth pheasant season runs Oct. 3-9, new stocking areas added this year

The youth pheasant hunting season began Saturday and runs through Oct. 9. Youth ages 17 years and younger with an Idaho hunting license can participate in the youth pheasant hunt so long as they’re accompanied by an Idaho licensed hunter age 18 years or older. Anyone 18 years or older can not hunt during the youth hunt.

For full rules on the hunt, see page 11 of the 2020-21 Idaho Upland Game, Turkey and Furbearer rules booklet.

Fish and Game in 2020 is expanding its pheasant stocking program throughout the state and now includes 22 locations — at least one in each region — most of which will be stocked for the youth hunt.

Pheasant hunting at these locations starts at 10 a.m. daily with one exception in the Clearwater Region.

Youth hunters do not need an Upland Game Bird Permit to hunt where birds are stocked, but they are required to wear hunter orange above the waist during the pheasant season while hunting at those locations. A hunter orange hat meets this requirement.

For a full list of areas where pheasants will be stocked and number of birds to be stocked, go to Pheasant Stocking Program webpage at idfg.idaho.gov/hunt/pheasant/stocking and click on each location.

Young hunters who have never had a hunting license and have not taken hunter education can still participate in the hunt through Idaho’s Hunting Passport Program.

Pheasant hunting for all ages starts Oct. 10 or Oct. 17, depending which part of the state you’re in.

Right place, right time: Grizzly fight captured on video in Yellowstone

Dave Angelescu didn’t know what he’d see when he went down to the Hayden Valley in Yellowstone National Park last Saturday. All he knew is there had been a grizzly bear feeding on an elk next to the Yellowstone River for the past week. You know the one. There was a video of it taking down the elk the Friday before, and there were plenty of photos of it sitting over its kill in the following days.

Angelescu, who works for Xanterra in Gardiner, Montana, couldn’t get away from work until the weekend. Saturday was his first chance. He got to the Hayden Valley around 6:45 a.m. There were already 100 or more people there.

“It was a madhouse,” he said.

He parked north of the bear and hiked about a quarter-mile to get a good spot. A collared bear was sitting over the carcass. It has been identified as No. 881, a 17-year-old male.

That’s not the bear that originally killed the elk. It showed up and took over sometime late last week, after the original bear left. By Saturday, No. 881 had dragged the carcass uphill a bit and reburied it, hoping to conceal its scent.

A tree branch was sort of in the way for Angelescu to get good pictures, but soon that wouldn’t matter. Conflict was brewing.

Another grizzly came out of the forest and got into the water, swimming toward the elk carcass. It circled around a downed tree and toward the shore, looking to get a bite.

No. 881 wasn’t having it. It bolted down the hill once, forcing the other bear to retreat. Then the other bear made one more move toward the meat, and No. 881 bolted back down to the water.

This time, the fight was on. They clawed and bit at each other, splashing around in the river. They roared.

Grizzlies Fighting Over Elk Carcass Yellowstone National Park 9.26.20

Ultimately, No. 881 won and resumed its spot over the carcass. After No. 881 made one more run toward the water and roared again, the other bear grabbed a scrap and retreated for good.

Angelescu got it all on video.

“I was just at the right place at the right time,” he said.

He posted the full 10-minute clip to YouTube. As of Friday morning, it had more than 110,000 views.

It was the second video from that spot in two weeks to circle the world and captivate Yellowstone-lovers. The first was of the initial kill, captured by a part-time Cody, Wyoming, resident early on the morning of Sept. 18, according to the Billings Gazette.

Officials believe the bear shown killing the elk was No. 791, a 9-year-old male.

The drama drew massive crowds to the north end of the Hayden Valley. Saturday afternoon, long after the fight, the crowd of bear-watchers was still huge. They stood on the edge of the road between Canyon Village and Fishing Bridge and gawked across the river at No. 881.

Traffic crawled. A park ranger urged people to keep from stopping in the road. Cars parked at steep angles in the ditch. People tiptoed along the road shoulder to get a glimpse.

Even so, Kerry Gunther, Yellowstone’s top bear biologist, said it was a fairly well-mannered bear jam.

“From all the thousands of bear jams we’ve had over the last 20 years, then parking was actually the best at that jam than I’d ever seen for a jam that large,” Gunther said.

Gunther said Wednesday that the bears had left and the carcass appeared to be completely consumed. But there were still people there hoping they’d see something.

Who can blame them? It’s not often that an elk killing or a fight between two big boars is that visible.

“It probably happens all the time far from a road and we just don’t see it,” Gunther said.

The Hayden Valley has one of the more dense grizzly populations in the park, according to Gunther. He said female and subadult bears are seen near the road more often than males, which tend to be farther off.

Trent Sizemore, a photographer and tour guide based in West Yellowstone, said shots of bears in that area are often from a much longer distance — maybe a half-mile away, not just across the river.

He made a few stops there last week to check out the scene. He caught video of one of the bears dragging the elk carcass farther into the trees and reburying it. But he wasn’t there for the fight.

“Something like that is pretty rare to see in the park,” Sizemore said. “… It just happened to occur in a good spot.”

The identity of the uncollared bear involved in the fight is somewhat in question. Sizemore believes it was No. 791, the original killer of the elk. Angelescu thinks it was likely a third bear.

Without a collar, it’s hard to say. Gunther said a third bear is a definite possibility. It’s not uncommon for there to be multiple bears on one carcass. His staff once documented 23 bears on a single bison carcass.

The question doesn’t diminish the rarity of what Angelescu caught on camera. He moved to Montana in December, and this was his fourth run-in with a grizzly since then.

None of the others were quite as eventful.

“That was definitely a National Geographic moment,” Angelescu said.

Regional campgrounds shutting down the next few weeks

October marks a transition time for campgrounds and lodges in the region’s national parks and national forest campgrounds. Many sites are closing or have reduced services starting in October.

For Yellowstone National Park, some campgrounds have already closed. One exception is Madison Campground due to close Oct. 18. Most lodges in Yellowstone close after this weekend, with a few remaining open mid-month or slightly later. Shops, cafeterias and other facilities will generally close after this weekend, with the exception of Mammoth Hot Springs, which closes up later in the month. For specifics on closing times, go to nps.gov/yell/planyourvisit/hours.htm.

Limited camping options are available in Grand Teton National Park starting this weekend, with most sites either closed or closing in the next few weeks. All campgrounds will be closed after Oct. 18. The park reports that campgrounds continue to fill up each day and surrounding Forest Service campgrounds are also filling up.

“Visitors should come prepared with a plan for finding a campsite and have alternate plans if campsites are not available,” the park said in a news release.

Trails, roads and pathways remain open in both Yellowstone and Grand Teton, and “fall is a great time to explore Grand Teton National Park,” the park said.

Backcountry camping is available year-round in the park with a permit. Permits can be obtained at the Craig Thomas Discovery and Visitor Center in Moose, Wyoming. The Craig Thomas Discovery and Visitor Center closes at the end of Oct. 31, and permits can be obtained online. Go to nps.gov/grte/planyourvisit/back.htm for information.

Henrys Lake State Park campground is scheduled to close after the second Saturday in October. The docks are taken out the day before closing.

Massacre Rocks State Park campground is open year-round.

The houses, shelters and yurts at Harriman State Park have various seasons for availability. Go to parksandrecreation.idaho.gov/parks/harriman for more information.

The Lava Flow Campground at Craters of the Moon National Monument & Preserve closes when the Loop Road closes in late November. Contact the park for specifics.

Campgrounds across the Caribou-Targhee National Forest have begun closing with several in the Island Park area already closed. Some sites remain open without water or garbage services. Bring your own water and pack out your trash. To get specifics on the 50 campgrounds in the Caribou-Targhee, go to bit.ly/34hmUdj.

The more than 50 campgrounds in the Salmon-Challis National Forest are often remain open but run the gamut of services offered. To learn more, go to bit.ly/3itVmq5.

Deer hunters asked to submit samples for chronic wasting disease testing

Idaho Fish and Game is ramping up its efforts at detecting chronic wasting disease, especially in East Idaho, by calling on hunters to provide samples from harvested deer this hunting season.

Although the disease — also called “zombie deer disease” — has not been detected in Idaho, the bordering states of Montana, Utah and Wyoming all have chronic wasting disease in their big game herds. Some animals have been found with the disease within a few miles of the state line in Star Valley, Wyoming.

The contagious disease is fatal to mule deer, white-tailed deer, elk, caribou and moose. Chronic wasting disease is similar to bovine spongiform encephalopathy, or mad cow disease. Infected animal symptoms include “excessive salivation, drooping head or ears, tremors or shaking and extremely low body weight. The animals may also show no fear of humans or lack coordination,” according to Fish and Game.

“There is no known cure for (chronic wasting disease), nor any way of testing live animals, so hunter-harvested animals are a primary way of testing for it in Idaho,” said Roger Phillips, Fish and Game public information supervisor. “(Chronic wasting disease) poses a serious risk to Idaho’s deer, elk, and moose populations, and ultimately, to hunting opportunities.”

Fish and Game said the main push to obtain samples will begin at the start of the general season Oct. 10.

“We’ve got some (chronic wasting disease) barrels that we’ll be putting out shortly,” said James Brower, Fish and Game regional communications manager. “We’re doing our best efforts to make sure we’re able to detect it if it does come to the state so that we can act accordingly.”

Hunters are being asked to provide deer heads or lymph nodes from harvested animals to help Fish and Game biologists increase the number of animals tested this year. The hunter-supplied samples will add to the data Fish and Game collects from road killed animals.

Besides regular check stations, Fish and Game plans to have barrels at various locations similar to wing barrels used by grouse hunters. Hunters can also take samples to regional offices. Hunters can get detailed information about the disease, including how to provide a sample, online at idfg.idaho.gov/cwd. Drop-off locations are also available online at idfg.idaho.gov/cwd/sampling/locations.

Hunters are also asked to not bring certain parts of deer, elk or moose into the state from other states known to have the disease.

“It’s a pretty scientifically based monitoring effort to be able to detect it in areas where it is mostly likely to cross the border,” said Morgan Pfander, regional wildlife population biologist during last year’s hunting season. “I think we’re just doing everything we can to keep an eye on it. We’re doing everything we can to keep it out of our state. Hunters being really responsible about where they transport game is a big part of that.”

Fish and Game said its current sampling strategy has a 95 percent chance of detecting a 1 percent prevalence of the disease.

“It’s not a mandatory thing, but it is definitely a helpful, useful tool,” Brower said of the hunter sampling request. “People who get their samples tested will be able to know whether their harvested animal is (chronic wasting disease) positive or not. It’s good peace of mind.”

Yes, you do need different boots for different seasons

You hear about women who buy a different pair of shoes every time they get a different outfit. I’ve got buddies whose wives’ closets are full of shoes. Us guys may all roll our eye in disbelief and count our blessings that our wives aren’t like that — but are we outdoorsmen really any different?

I know that this article is going to start a range war and all of the men in the reading public will call me a traitor and tar and feather me. But think about all of the boots that we really believe we can’t live without.

I need Chaco sandals for when I’m unloading the boat and in the boat fishing. I also use them when backpacking and fly fishing so I can wade out into a river, fish and then jump out and hike down the trail and be dried off before I get to the next hole. Then for fishing we actually need some slip-resistant deck shoes don’t we?

And if we’re wearing waders then we need wading boots, right? And felt bottom soles are outlawed in Alaska because you can transport invasive species of bugs or something? So you may have wading boots that have multiple bottoms that you can detach.

Then my buddy up in Alaska wears calf-high rubber boots because of all of the rain/bogs that they hunt in up there. She came to Idaho elk hunting and had a heck of a time scrambling around the mountains in her rubber boots. (But she did get a huge bull).

Then what about cowboy boots? You need cowboy boots to ride horses. Yes, I pack back into the mountains wearing hiking boots, but deep down I’m always worried that if I get thrown that I may hang a boot in the stirrup and get dragged due to the heavy lugs on the sole. Oh yeah, at last count I have seven to nine pairs of cowboy boots.

What if you’re hunting in a snake-infested area? Then we know that we need to wear snake boots. I know the yuppie trend is to sing praises about not killing venomous snakes, but I hate snakes. When I was a kid, a copperhead bit my dog. Since then, I’ve had no use for poisonous snakes. So if you’re hunting in snake country, you can justify wearing snake boots.

And then what about hiking? You have to have a pair of lightweight, canvas-sided hiking boots, don’t you? But what about hunting in colder weather? You’ll need some leather hiking boots. Leather ones are warmer/more waterproof in light snows and rains and cooler weather.

BUT what about hunting in deep snow in subzero weather? You’ve got to have heavy-duty leather high-top boots. Otherwise in deep snow it will come over the tops while hiking and pack into your boots.

Curse of all curses. So then we also have to have gaiters to strap on.

Oh, but what about ice fishing? Not only is it ungoshly cold, we’re also standing on a block of ice. So some Sorel Pac boots are nice aren’t they? Nothing is more miserable than having ice cold feet.

Since we’re on a roll, I might as well slam a few more nails in the coffin! A lot of us work for companies or in environments that require steel toe boots. And it is best not to wear the same pair of boots 12 hours a day, six days a week. My dad always said it is best to have two pairs and alternate every day wearing them and they’ll last a lot longer.

I can only pray that my wife doesn’t read this article and finally put two and two together and figure out how many pairs of boots that I actually own. What are you laughing at? You’d better get to praying, too! get prepared for the upcoming firestorm!

Sidenote: If you’re smart enough to hide this column so your wife doesn’t see it, then here are a few words of advice. For your deer/elk hunts this fall, buy a good pair of hiking boots. I’ve had good luck with Irish Setter VaprTrek boots. They’re lightweight. For heavy-duty snow, I like the leather Irish Setter Elk Hunting boots.

One thing that I now swear by — a good pair of hiking socks. I don’t want to exaggerate and say that it will be like walking on carpet, but it almost is. When you go to buy boots, wear the thicker hiking socks; otherwise if you buy boots while wearing a thin pair of socks then they will be too small and cramp your toes while out hiking hard. I’d rather have my boots a hair big rather than small.

Tom Claycomb lives in Idaho and has outdoors columns in newspapers in Alaska, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Colorado and Louisiana. He also writes for various outdoors magazines and teaches outdoors seminars at stores like Cabela’s, Sportsman’s Warehouse and Bass Pro Shop.

Yes, you do need different boots for different activities

You hear about women who buy a different pair of shoes every time they get a different outfit. I’ve got buddies whose wives’ closets are full of shoes. Us guys may all roll our eye in disbelief and count our blessings that our wives aren’t like that — but are we outdoorsmen really any different?

I know that this article is going to start a range war and all of the men in the reading public will call me a traitor and tar and feather me. But think about all of the boots that we really believe we can’t live without.

I need Chaco sandals for when I’m unloading the boat and in the boat fishing. I also use them when backpacking and fly fishing so I can wade out into a river, fish and then jump out and hike down the trail and be dried off before I get to the next hole. Then for fishing we actually need some slip-resistant deck shoes don’t we?

And if we’re wearing waders then we need wading boots, right? And felt bottom soles are outlawed in Alaska because you can transport invasive species of bugs or something? So you may have wading boots that have multiple bottoms that you can detach.

Then my buddy up in Alaska wears calf-high rubber boots because of all of the rain/bogs that they hunt in up there. She came to Idaho elk hunting and had a heck of a time scrambling around the mountains in her rubber boots. (But she did get a huge bull).

Then what about cowboy boots? You need cowboy boots to ride horses. Yes, I pack back into the mountains wearing hiking boots, but deep down I’m always worried that if I get thrown that I may hang a boot in the stirrup and get dragged due to the heavy lugs on the sole. Oh yeah, at last count I have seven to nine pairs of cowboy boots.

What if you’re hunting in a snake-infested area? Then we know that we need to wear snake boots. I know the yuppie trend is to sing praises about not killing venomous snakes, but I hate snakes. When I was a kid, a copperhead bit my dog. Since then, I’ve had no use for poisonous snakes. So if you’re hunting in snake country, you can justify wearing snake boots.

And then what about hiking? You have to have a pair of lightweight, canvas-sided hiking boots, don’t you? But what about hunting in colder weather? You’ll need some leather hiking boots. Leather ones are warmer/more waterproof in light snows and rains and cooler weather.

BUT what about hunting in deep snow in subzero weather? You’ve got to have heavy-duty leather high-top boots. Otherwise in deep snow it will come over the tops while hiking and pack into your boots.

Curse of all curses. So then we also have to have gaiters to strap on.

Oh, but what about ice fishing? Not only is it ungoshly cold, we’re also standing on a block of ice. So some Sorel Pac boots are nice aren’t they? Nothing is more miserable than having ice cold feet.

Since we’re on a roll, I might as well slam a few more nails in the coffin! A lot of us work for companies or in environments that require steel toe boots. And it is best not to wear the same pair of boots 12 hours a day, six days a week. My dad always said it is best to have two pairs and alternate every day wearing them and they’ll last a lot longer.

I can only pray that my wife doesn’t read this article and finally put two and two together and figure out how many pairs of boots that I actually own. What are you laughing at? You’d better get to praying, too! get prepared for the upcoming firestorm!

Sidenote: If you’re smart enough to hide this column so your wife doesn’t see it, then here are a few words of advice. For your deer/elk hunts this fall, buy a good pair of hiking boots. I’ve had good luck with Irish Setter VaprTrek boots. They’re lightweight. For heavy-duty snow, I like the leather Irish Setter Elk Hunting boots.

One thing that I now swear by — a good pair of hiking socks. I don’t want to exaggerate and say that it will be like walking on carpet, but it almost is. When you go to buy boots, wear the thicker hiking socks; otherwise if you buy boots while wearing a thin pair of socks then they will be too small and cramp your toes while out hiking hard. I’d rather have my boots a hair big rather than small.

Tom Claycomb lives in Idaho and has outdoors columns in newspapers in Alaska, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Colorado and Louisiana. He also writes for various outdoors magazines and teaches outdoors seminars at stores like Cabela’s, Sportsman’s Warehouse and Bass Pro Shop.

Hatchery highlights for October: Notable fish stockings around the region

With so many fish stocked in so many places, it can be hard for anglers to sift through the stocking forecasts and records to identify noteworthy stocking events. To make it easier, Fish and Game hatchery staff have highlighted some stocking events for the month of October. Here’s what they came up with:

Magic Valley Region

Blair Trail Pond — 2,000 rainbow trout. Located on Little Canyon Creek, this is a remote desert water surrounded by sagebrush solitude.

Burley Pond — 2,000 rainbow trout.

Freedom Park Pond — 700 rainbow trout. This trout pond was built with young kids in mind!

Lake Walcott — 24,000 rainbow trout.

Southeast Region

American Falls Reservoir — 42,000 rainbow trout.

Blackfoot Reservoir — 80,000 rainbow trout.

Edson Fichter Pond — 1,250 rainbow trout. This community pond is located in southwest Pocatello along the Portneuf River at Edson Fichter Nature Area. It features several docks and a trail for access around the pond. Limited development and the Nature Area provide a rural feel. Just minutes from downtown Pocatello, this site offers local anglers a convenient escape close to home.

Snake River — 31,950 rainbow trout. Stocking will occur at Tilden, Blackfoot, Firth and Shelley.

Salmon Region

Hayden Creek Pond — 600 rainbow trout. Here is a family friendly fishing area in the high desert along Hayden Creek. Anglers will find ample bank fishing opportunities and a dock for anglers with limited mobility.

Hyde Creek Pond — 400 rainbow trout. This small pond is surrounded by sagebrush. The open site and level terrain provide ideal bank fishing for beginning anglers and those who want to practice casting techniques.